Strip 318 -- First Seen: 2009-12-02
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The Transcript For This Page

Panel 1
Medium shot of an annoyed First Office William Darling, at his station on the Relentless.

Darling: This is First Officer William Darling, of the ...

Doris (filtered): Yeah, yeah, we got that about your boat, … Darling, but my instruments say this puppy is about 600 meters long.

Panel 2
In the main control cabin of the Split-Tail, looking past Fiorella towards Doris. Fiorella is suppressing a giggle as Doris speaks..

Doris: ISO standards allow you to claim only as much of the rock that is within a 500 meter sphere, based on whatever center-point you describe in your stake monuments

Doris: So there is no way you can claim the whole damned thing.

Panel 3
Medium close-up of Doris.

Doris: So kindly define your center-point so that we can stake and claim whichever part isn't within your spherical claim.

Panel 4
Looking past Fiorella who is looking at Doris. Doris is mouthing a word at her.

Doris (silently): LASERS.