Strip 318 -- First Seen: 2009-12-02
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Not-Safe.Space Kickstarter!

UPDATE to the UPDATE: The problem has been solved, all rewards are now available. I've extended the campaign an extra day, to April 21. Thanks for bearing with me!

UPDATE: There has been some strange glitch in the Kickstarter launch, so Scott is cancelling the campaign temporarily and will re-start as soon the cause of the problem can be determined and corrected.

Scott is gearing-up for his third Not-Safe.Space Kickstarter campaign!

(Not-Safe.Space is Scott's sexy spin-off of QUANTUM VIBE.)

For those of you who haven't signed up for one of the NSFW Patreon tiers, this will be the best way to get in on the action for a very reasonable price.

Go to THIS link. The campaign starts March 16 and runs through April 20.

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The Transcript For This Page

Panel 1
Medium shot of an annoyed First Office William Darling, at his station on the Relentless.

Darling: This is First Officer William Darling, of the ...

Doris (filtered): Yeah, yeah, we got that about your boat, … Darling, but my instruments say this puppy is about 600 meters long.

Panel 2
In the main control cabin of the Split-Tail, looking past Fiorella towards Doris. Fiorella is suppressing a giggle as Doris speaks..

Doris: ISO standards allow you to claim only as much of the rock that is within a 500 meter sphere, based on whatever center-point you describe in your stake monuments

Doris: So there is no way you can claim the whole damned thing.

Panel 3
Medium close-up of Doris.

Doris: So kindly define your center-point so that we can stake and claim whichever part isn't within your spherical claim.

Panel 4
Looking past Fiorella who is looking at Doris. Doris is mouthing a word at her.

Doris (silently): LASERS.