Strip 870 -- First Seen: 2012-01-17
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The Transcript For This Page

Panel 1

Leon, still in a mock-gruff tone and body stance. The group of children giggling in front of him.

Leon: Okay, first-and-a-half:

Leon: ...Don't sass your elders, speak only when spoken to and kids should be seen and not heard. Got it?

Kids: Hee hee! Tee hee! Haha!

Panel 2

Leon lurches forward as though he were about to leave his comfortable chair. The children shriek and run away in mock panic.

Leon: So you think you've called my bluff, have you?

Leon: Where's my switch?


Panel 3

Leon settles back with a self-satisfied grin on his face.

Leon: Alright, second, I'm not your grandfather anyway. For most of you, I am your great-great-great-grandfather,

Panel 4

Head and shoulders shot of Lucas, a cute kid missing his two front teeth and has big eyes.

Leon (OP): 'cept you, Lucas, I'm your great-great-great-great-grandfather.

Panel 5

Head and shoulders shot of Flora, about 10 years old with straight hair in loose pigtails.

Leon (OP): And Flora, I'm only your great-great-grandfather.